I felt like changing my profile on AIM, so here's what I had before.

Highlights of last year:
Me: "Tip."
Paula: "WHAT did she say?"
Me: "Get your mind out of the gutter!"
Mandy: "Macaulay Culkin is, like, 20 years old."
Paula: "He's THAT MUCH older than us?"
Me: ". . . We're 19."

Bettina: ". . . the seam in my hair --"

Paula: "AKA, part."

Ryan quotes:
"I'd rather be impregnated by Bing Crosby, to be honest."
Me: "Speaking of shirts --"
Ryan: "Take that off!"
Amidst a unnaturally belated sex talk:
 Ryan: "It's a little small, there!"

"There's a weird skin on my sausage."